"I wish the world was flat like the old days/ and we could travel just by folding a map"

Funny moment of the day:

Scene: My car, morning after New Year's Eve party. My mother is driving.

Me: So, I put on some psytrance last night, and it was actually on for like, an hour and a half.
Jake: Yeah, that was during that time everyone was just chilling.
Me: No one turned it off! Did you like it?
Jake: Um... I can't actually remember...
Mother: [pretends she has no idea what we were doing the night before].